Knut is a psychopath and will never mate
You might have to work in daily news to really understand why this is funny - but come on! Everyone’s favourite Polar Bear is a psychopath:
“…The Knut phenomenon is currently causing a major debate about the rights of caged animals in Germany. The debatewill come into even sharper focus in a few weeks’ time when another polar bear cub, this time a female called Flocke will go on show in Nuremberg zoo in what promises to be a repetition of the Knut treatment .
While some insist that bears born in zoos have a right to human intervention to save and secure their lives, others such as the German animal rights activist, Frank Albrecht argue that they become so dependent on man that they end up divorced from nature and turn into hyperactive, disturbed freaks.”
